Do Your Euthanasia at
Home
S.Q. Lapius was in his
smoking jacket, rolling a lean Havana between puckered lips. “The Smith
family will be here shortly, Harry. Empty the ashtrays.” He slurred
without removing the cigar.
“Who are or is the Smith
family?” I asked.
“A vexing case.
They comprise a husband, son and daughter-in-law.”
“And what pray tell is
the occasion. Is this related to the bicentennial? Are they related
to Captain John Smith of Pocahontas fame?”
“No. They are related to
complete heart block. I admitted Mrs. Smith the elder to the hospital
this morning. Her pulse rate was 40 per minute, hardly enough to keep the
blood circulating.”
“Shouldn’t pose a
problem to an old master such as yourself. I should think a pacemaker
would do the trick.”
“So it would, Harry, so
it would, except there is a catch. It seems that the family doesn’t want
a pacemaker.”
“What do they
want? Are they confusing the heart pacemaker with the boat? Perhaps
you should be more explicit when talking to them.”
“Even when you try to be
humorous, Harry, you fail to even be droll. It is simply that the old
lady has been failing. She is almost ninety years of age, and they
apparently think it would be kinder to all if she passed away quietly.”
“Then why didn’t they just
allow her to pass away quietly? I mean why bring her to the hospital?”
“My point exactly.
But when I asked them, they said that she was too difficult to handle at home.”
“And they would like you
to preside over the final moments. Lend your expertise to the dignity and
comfort of her ultimate demise.”
“Precisely. They
wouldn’t sign permission for the installation of a pacemaker.”
“Sort of leaves you in
the middle, Simon, doesn’t it?”
“Well, it does raise
problems and questions. The patient is disoriented and incontinent.
I must treat her medically. I can’t allow her to simply wither
away. Yet, I suspect that without a pacemaker that is just what will
happen.”
“Your hands are tied
then?”
“Not exactly.” The
bell chimed. “That must be they,” Lapius waved me to the door.
Mr. Smith entered on a
cane assisted by his son and daughter-in-law. We shook hands all around,
and I immediately forgot their first names, which was important because they
were all named Smith.
We sat in a semicircle
around Lapius who had refused to budge from his recliner, but who, as a
concession to hospitality, sat upright. The young Mr. Smith said, “We are
appreciative that you consented to see us Dr. Lapius.”
“It’s no problem, sir,
but I don’t see how I can help you.”
“Well, you understand
our position. My mother is on her deathbed. Even before the attack
she was weak and failing. We feel it would be just as well if no heroic
measures were taken.”
“I am not a hero, sir,”
Lapius said modestly. “I would have nothing to offer her but routine
medical management. If that fails, I will have to introduce a
pacemaker. We will giver her 48 hours to see how she responds to
treatment, and then we will have to make a decision.”
Mrs. Smith spoke
tartly. “I am a nurse. I know about these things. What will a
pacemaker do but prolong her miserable life. It is useless, and we will
not sign permission.”
“Then, madam,” Lapius
said softly, “you should have kept her at home and let nature take its
course. I can’t be made a cat’s paw for your intentions, however
honorable and compassionate they might be. Let us assume, for the sake of
argument, that I allow her to die, virtually unattended, medically. I
would be liable for a malpractice suit. Perhaps there is another member
of the family someplace who would object and say we had no right to make such
an important decision? Suppose there is some lawyer representing a person
who feels that one of you might make some financial gain from the death of the
patient. Why should I become involved in this sort of shenanigan?”
“Well,” Mrs. Smith said
sharply, “We had hoped you would be considerate and understanding and help us
in this matter. Surely you must understand that alive, she becomes an
unbearable burden for my father-in-law.”
“I do understand that,
Madam,” Lapius said sympathetically. “I am not unmindful of the
consequences of her recovery. But surely you can’t ask me to participate
actively in her death. You are trying to make me a partner in what
legally could be a crime. For all I know, if a pacemaker were inserted
and enough blood were pumped to her brain by a properly beating heart, all this
confusion and disorientation you speak about might be corrected, and she would
become relatively self-sufficient.”
“Come on, doc,” Mr. Smith
junior intoned. “All she wanted to live for was her granddaughter’s
wedding. Well, that’s over so now she doesn’t care. Why don’t you
help us out?”
Lapius billowed some
smoke into the room. “Why don’t you help me out, and either take her
home, or allow me to do my job to the best of my ability?”
“We are not taking her
home,” the nurse said. “She is too sick to be discharged, so you are
stuck with it. We won’t sign permission for a pacemaker, so your hands
are tied.”
Lapius sprang from the
recliner. “In a moment Harry will show you to the door, but not before I
make one point. My hands are not tied. Here you all are talking
about the right of a person to live or die, unanimously voting that she should
die. But the most important vote has not yet been solicited. That
of the patient. When the time comes, I will explain her condition to
her. I will ask her whether she wants to have a pacemaker
implanted. If she does, she will sign the permission, and the deed will
be done.”
“You can’t do that.
She’s senile.”
“If that’s the case,”
Lapius said stonily, “You had better rush to court and have her declared
legally incompetent, with yourself named as guardian. Otherwise, she is
the only one who can make the decision, providing she is conscious and
apparently competent. Good day.” I showed them to the door. They
were upset.
“Actually Simon, you
know damn well they have a point.” I said when I returned.
“Of course they do,”
Lapius conceded, “But in each case I must make private decisions as to where to
start, where to stop, how much is humane, and how much is cruel. But
whatever my decision, I can never agree to conspire to something of this
sort. I really don’t know the facts of this case. Apparently
everyone wants her dead, but the truth of the matter may be that she wants to
live. We’ll try to find that out during the next day or so.”