Doctor Needed….Under
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Daily Observer
S.Q.
Lapius was trying to snooze, but I could see no
purpose in allowing him to do that so close to bedtime. I rattled the paper and was greeted with a
snore. Then I threw back my head and
started to roar with laughter. He cocked
an eye at me. “My sleeping amuses you,
Harry?” he muttered impatiently.
“Not
really, S.Q.” I said. “It was merely the
position of articles in the last issue of Internal Medicine news. On top is another surreptitious attack on
doctors by Dr. Edwards, assistant secretary of the health for the Department of
Health Education and Welfare (
“What
do you expect from federally funded secretaries, even if they are doctors? In any case,” Lapius, trying again to doze off, “What’s so funny?”
“What’s
funny,” I said in a loud voice, “is that the headline right underneath reads,
‘SUICIDE
“Of
course,” said Lapius.
“With friends and colleagues like Drs. Edwards and Altman to lead us,
suicide is about the only way out.
Congress ought to pass a law that anyone who has not seen a patient for
five years should not be permitted to flaunt the M.D. degree. They should be stripped of their shingles,
the caduceus ripped from their shirt collars, and their diplomas should be
returned to the fuzzy sheep from which they came. They are upset because the government has
subsidized the medical schools to the tune of 3 ½ billion dollars in the last
ten years, or 350 million a year. They
are afraid that we will have too many doctors by 1985 if the number of foreign
graduates licensed in the
“You
read the article?”
“Not
only read it but anticipated it. The
government subsidizes about $20,000 of the $25,000 that it costs yearly to
train a medical student. Now they want
to take the money from the medical schools and use it for loans to medical
students instead.”
“Doesn’t
sound like a bad idea,” I said, sorry now that I had awakened Lapius. He was
building up steam.
“Well
it is a bad idea. The subsidy to the
medical schools should continue.
Otherwise the quality of education will diminish and the future of the
profession will be jeopardized. I’ll
never understand this continuing attack on the medical profession, or the
foolish notion that we can best serve the country by destroying the standard of
excellence that has served so well in the past.”
“But
the loans to the students is a good idea,” I said lamely.
“Of course. But there
is a catch. The government will vacate
the indebtedness of the student if the student who borrowed money, will, upon
graduation, serve in areas that need physicians.”
I
was becoming annoyed with Lapius. His conservative approach had a distinctly antipopulist ring.
“That’s not a bad trade, Simon,” I said.
“After all, a free education for a few years of
service.”
“Think
about it though, Harry. This will be foist only upon the poor students. I think it would be more equitable for the
government to set up clinics in the areas of doctor shortage and ask all
medical school graduates to serve a year --.”
“That’s
ridiculous, Simon. The government has
always filled what it considers the national need by bribery. They populated the west with
homesteaders. They subsidized the
railroads, truckers and airlines to serve the national purpose. If they need doctors in undermanned areas
what’s wrong with a little incentive to attract the doctors?”
Lapius grunted.
“Does that mean you agree with me?” I asked.
“I
think you’ve made a good argument, but I’m too tired to debate it.”
I
guess it was the first time I had ever had that concession from Lapius but I might be right about something. It was quite a victory.
“However,”
he continued, “my point is that the government shouldn’t support the students
at the expense of the medical schools.
It should do both. However, it
doesn’t really matter what I think or what you think. The die is cast. Did you finish reading the article?”
“No,
not yet,” I said.
“Then
listen to the last quote from Dr. Stuart H. Altman, PH.D, assistant secretary
for planning and evaluation of
I
followed the text. Lapius
hadn’t missed a word. “And that, Harry,
is why the suicide rate amongst physicians is the highest of the professions.”